13 Signs That Your Village People Don’t Want You To Go To School

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13 Signs That Your Village People Don’t Want You To Go To School

13 Signs That Your Village People Don’t Want You To Go To School

Few weeks ago, I tried to be funny. I wrote a
post titled, 8 signs that you bought gala with
your school fees. From the article, you could
actually tell whether you have been paying your
dues in school or simply using them to buy
Gala .

 

Today, I shall be writing another funny post,
“13 Signs that your village people don’t want
you to go to school” . Now, if you are facing
any of the predicaments I am about to discuss,
just know that your village people are following
you (lol..).
Signs That Your Village People Are Following
Up Your Academics

 

1. You Failed Class Work And Correction:
If you failed class work and still fail corrections,
just know that your village people don’t want
you to go to school at all. Uncle Sandra, you
need to discover your ministry

 

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2. When You Submit Your Question Paper And
Go Home With Your Answer Sheet:
If you are in this situation, hmmm… I don’t
really have a word for you. Just know that your
case is in shiloh .

 

3. You Scored Less Than 50 In Jamb:
Jamb is over 400. If you have ever scored less
than 50 in Jamb, it means your full community
are following you. Please, just kill a goat to
appease them .

 

4. You Had F Parallel In Waec:
In my recent article on waec series, I explained
that it is not possible to have all Fs in waec
result. If you have ever had F parallel in waec, it
means your village people are sitting on your
matter .

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5. Cooking Beans 10 Minutes To Your Exam:
If you have ever attempted to cook beans 10
minutes to your examination, chai, I don’t know
what to tell you. Your matter is very serious…

 

6. You Still Sleep In The Exam Hall:
If you still sleep in the examination hall… It
means that there are many village persons you
need to appease. They are really following you
angrily.

 

7. When You Copy Someones Name In The
Hall:
If you have ever copied your neighbours name
while cheating in the exam hall, it means your
village people are after your brain. You need to
meet Apostle Johnson Suleman for revival
.
8. You Only Read A Day To The Exam:
You don’t read unless it is few days to your
exam, do you think this is normal? It is time to
think twice my brothers and sisters

 

9. This Is Your 7th Jamb:
If you have written Jamb more than 6 times, it
means that your village people are serious
about your case. In fact, it seems they have
already concluded on your academics (lemme
go and faint).

10. They Have Held Your Waec Result The
Fourth Time:
If waec continues to withhold your result, it
means your village people are using your result
to wrap Akara… lol.

11. You Have Been Writing Waec For Years:
If you have written waec more than five times, it
means your village people are matching after
you…

12. Your GPA Is 1.0 On A Scale Of 5.0:
If your GPA cannot even dial a number, hmmm,
this one is strong
Bonus:

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13. If You Don’t Visit WideGists Daily:
WideGists.com is here to stay and to
guide you in your academics. If you don’t visit
WideGists daily for amazing guide, it
means that your village people are on suit and
chasing after you (lol).
Feel free to add yours;!

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